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Hello, summer project!


So I'm blogging in a semi-professional manner now. As many people know (and many people don't) I've been writing a humor column for over 3 years now. In the beginning, it was called Of Cabbages and Kings. That title always made me uncomfortable, though. Maybe because it makes me think of Cabbage Patch Kids, and for some reason whenever I think about Cabbage Patch Kids I feel horribly uncomfortable. This was a problem Senior Year, when my nickname was briefly (and awfully) Kirbitch the Cabbage Patch Kid. Every time somebody said it, I wanted to cry.

So now I'm working under the title Jabberwocky, which has a lot of specific and well thought out reasons that I won't bore you with.

This is all boring. I'm going to post columns here, and snippets of writing that never materialized into columns, and nude pics. NOTE: One of those examples is a lie. ANOTHER NOTE: "snippets of writing" is the lie.